Book Worm Meter for Alda

Shut In 71% . . 29% Out Of The House Intellectual 59% . . 41% Moron High Attention Span 59% . . 41% Low Attention Span Bookitude 44% . . 56% Book Burner Book Worm 58.25% . . 41.75% Bug Stomper

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